Services

Oh, that's right, I am available for hire! No lies. If you want me to take pictures of something - by golly I will. Now, I am sure you're asking yourself "Well Eric, what would I have to do to get such awesome photos from you?" - Easy peasy lemon squeezy. You just take your lil' behind on over to the "Contact Us" page. You then either call meh, or e-mail meh. That simple? You damn right. Now of course I would recommend that you'd have some sort of plan already set. You know, like.. what you want me to photograph, where you want me to photograph it, how many photographs (size, type). Something of that nature would suffice. Now my friends, don't get me wrong! If you don't have all that information, don't.... you.....worry..... I also provide hot, sexy, very productive phone conversations. We can sit and chat all night about what we can do with a camera! ;-D

Also Available - oh yeah, there's more!

Graphic Designs - Including, but surely not limiited to...
- Website Templates
- Logo Design
- Desktop Backgrounds
- Fun edits of your friends riding a toilet rocket with a mustache

And then...

- Photo Editing
- Photo Hosting
- Photo Retouching
- Photo Manipulation

EB Photos, where normalness is forbidden. Oh yeah, and where work is done correct the first time. If not, then most certianly the second.